Guess which Americans aren't worried about the bad economy...did you guess(see title), the army people. Don't feel sorry for soldiers, especially the Officers (the Generals, Lt. Col.), they are way overpaid and they have a guaranteed job. Those "heros" are the only people buying cars and spending like its 2003. And don't say soldiers risk their lives for America because they don't and they don't want to. All they want is to be paid on the 1st and 15th of each month for doing no work. You wanna meet real soldiers then go on any army installation and take trip to the paper pusher section better known as the S1 or military personnel. There you'll meet your overweight heros who sit around and get themselves promoted all day. In fact, Most soldiers are paper pushers who spend all day  leave or on quarters--they don't work, they aren't the hard working infantry men who have to be fit and have suffer. Most  soldiers are not warriors and soldiers are suppposed to be warriors hence the war part of their occupation. How does Chrishates know this...well, i know soldiers and the soldiers i come in contact with are fat and on profile (profile: a fake medical condition that bars a soldier from proforming any physical activity. For instance, most soldiers stay on permanent profile to avoid having to running and doing any kind of physically activity, so that they can chain smoke and avoid deployment. Soldiers are supposed to be physically fit to fight the wars of America) and the officers they are the worst. America, did you know that a O-1, and officer in the rank of 2nd lieutenant, makes about $60,000 per year and half that officers pay is tax free and thats at the no dependent rate salary (soldiers are paid a basic allowance for housing BAH which is determined based on that soldiers zip code and dependent status. A single 2nd lieutentant makes less than a married lieutentant...its complicated and not fair because no job in America pays people an allowance for housing on top of a salary). These officer pay checks are hugh because they pay no taxes. Some might say, oh...the soldier, you know, they serve the country but officers don't serve nobody and they don't work. I work on an army installation and you know what the Major does for living: He signs leave forms.  (soldiers get 30 days leave per year plus any extra days of leave they wannna take and thats in addition to getting every federal holiday off. soldier even get 4 day weekends. for instance, this Martin Luther King holiday most federal workers will get monday off but officers and soldiers they get friday, saturday, sunday and monday off---4days. And a 4 day holiday occurs once a month.) That said Major makes $7000 per month and he works at most 4 hrs per day walking around, chatting and doing nothing. His day starts at maybe 10am and ends at 3pm. Some warrior. I think officers need to suffer. So i say cut 200,000 officers off the governments payroll especially those that do paperwork for living and save the tax papers some money. Let the Major walk around worried that his job is on the line like every other American. And don't say, oh, the soldier he has to go to Iraqi. That Major has never been deployed and the closest he gets to Iraqi is Kuwait and that Major would love to go to Kuwait because his salary doubles to $14000 per month. So, I say cut defense spending on inept loser officers and overpaid high ranking noncommissioned officers (NCOs, sergants) and make warriors fight the way they use to back in WWII and Vietnamn: hard and swift. Soldiers are supposed to be temporary warriors, fighting the nations war for short period of time and then they leave the army and go work and pay taxes like everybody eles. Soldiers aren't supposed to be like that Major who is way overpaid and is just killing time until his retirement at 40yrs old. Yes, he retires at 40yrs old and the rest of America pays him half his salary until he dies. What waste.

i am not a writer. in fact, although i am a college graduate, i lack the basic fundamentals of writing-- fundamentals like grammer, sentence structure etc...so feel free to make fun of my bad writing skills. no, feel free to edit and comment as much as you please.

Who is chrisihates...

Chrisihates is a dreamer. I live ninety percent of my life in my head. in my head, i am beautiful, successful, accomplished all those great...adjectives,  i think.  in my head, i live a very ordinary life in a small two bedroom condo in a very undesirable neighborhood. my condo is paid in full and i don't have to work for an asshole. in fact, i work in an idiot store job but i don't care because i make enough to eat and be happy every month.  sometimes in my head, i live on the planet Europanna 500 light years away with the only inhabitant being me. when i do live outside of my head, i  get really mad that i am not on my distant planet; that i am not in my condo; that i am not tall and handsome; that i am not living my dream life. So chrishates spends a lot of the day in totally madness.  I really wanna be a drug addict so that i can escape reality. scratch the last sentence.

In conclusion, chrishates  reality but ,on the upside, there is the wonderful life in my head.